Wednesday, January 28, 2009 *** No Offence... Found this JC joke at one of the blog post. Decided to copy it over here =D *** How many JC students does it take to change a lightbulb? Q: How many Raffles JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: 4 whole faculties. One fac. to design the new bulb, one fac. to test it out, one fac. to market it and one guy to write a stupid e-mail about lightbulbs. Q: How many Hwa Chong JC students does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The whole school...to compete with Raffles JC... Q: How many Victoria JC students does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The whole school... one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support. Q: How many National JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!!!!! (you know, the brand of lightbulbs - National) Q: How many Anderson JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs... Q: How many Anglo-Chinese JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: None... they use all their money to employ Yishun JC to do it for them. Q: How many Yishun JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: None... only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for Anglo-Chinese JC?). Q: How many Catholic JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: They'd prefer it darker...(hmmm...*raises eyebrow*) ...(rumoured to be the school with the HIGHEST abortion rates) Q: How many Jurong JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: None... their Physics is so bad that they make their male teachers cry... (academically-weak) Q: How many Tampines JC students does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Would they bother?? (show no attidude, heck-care) Q: How many Meridian JC students does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They're too busy keeping themselves from being retained (high-pressure school system). Q: How many Saint Andrew's JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: None... they believe in praying for it (being an Anglican school). Q: How many Nanyang JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: None... they are still using oil lamps (found prominently in the school). Q: How many Serangoon JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: Huh, what lightbulb... (they don't know what a lightbulb is) Q: How many Innova JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: None. They're more worried about the about-to-drop-fans in the learning studios instead (their school environment is relatively run-down). Q: How many Pioneer JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: Heck care about that - let's all do 300 jumping jacks as punishment for improper attire. 280109 blogged at: 9:44 PM Friday, January 23, 2009 First two weeks of school has ended and it totally rock!!! =D I start to miss school now. Going to school is much more fun than staying at home! I personally felt that our timetable is very good! =D The dismissal time is super early! Chinese New Year celebration today and its a waste of time. There are only 2 performances. Don't even have the new year mood at all... Wanted to go to BBQ with my cell group members today but did not go due to some problems. Such a waste X.X Anyway I'm looking forward to CNY as I can start collecting Ang Baos again!!! $_$ I'm sure most of are looking forward to it too huh? haha. I know my posts are really really short and I update less frequently but I will still update!!! =D Its not a dead blog... And And And I miss 14A. Really miss the class... [I'm not emo-ing though. Just miss all of them =) ] 230109 blogged at: 9:47 PM Sunday, January 11, 2009 One more day till school reopen!!! The open house on friday was bad. Very few people came. In the end the performance was like for our own schoolmates. X.X I was so bored till I went to usher people around the school xD Wondering what will we be doing when school reopen... Oh yea. There will be a re-test soon. Good luck everyone! =) 110109 blogged at: 3:01 PM Friday, January 2, 2009 Hello all !!! Its 2009!!! =D I'm here to post as promised =D I know I have not update it for quite some time. Lazy to update =X Alright. I shall begin from 24th dec 2008. Went out with Aaron, Ben, two of Aaron's cousins and one of his cousin's bf. I shall say they are really nice =). Two of Aaron's cousin were playing psp while the rest of us played pool! =D By the way I don't know Aaron's cousins name so I will just put it as Aaron's cousin =) Went to a pub at boat quay after that. Let me tell u this. Aaron's elder cousin is really a good drinker X.X Anyway, I got partially drunk and took a taxi back. Went for christmas service on the 25th dec 2008 with Aaron. Ben and Wei Hao were not there as they are sick. Ben fell ill after drinking and Wei Hao fell ill after playing left 4 dead. lol. If u are wondering what's that, its a lan game. Okay! Now I shall post 31st dec 2008. I went to Daniel house for thanksgiving as well as to countdown with my cell group members! =D Aaron, Ben and Wei Hao were there too! =) Really laugh quite a lot. I WOULD LIKE TO WISH EVERYONE A JOYFUL NEW YEAR!!! ^^ 030109 blogged at: 11:31 PM Thursday, January 1, 2009 Will post tomorrow! =D blogged at: 11:51 PM |
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